*WARNING*
BEFORE READING THIS, PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT WE WROTE THIS FOR EACH OTHER, SO NATURALLY THIS DOESN’T SHOW ANY OF OUR STRENGTHS. 99.9% OF THIS IS SARCASTIC. MOST OF US SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES. NOT ALL THOUGH.
ABOUT ANDI
Favorite member: Jay
I don’t really know how to explain someone like Andi,but here goes.Well,she’s massively…awkward.Her dream is to own a pair of espadrils while eating lasagna in Italy.She’s funny once you get to know her but i guarantee you she will be one of the most awkwardest people you’ll ever meet.She’s EXTREMELY sarcastic and she has a unnatural love for Voldemort.Thanks for reading,I hope this amused you :)
PS.she’s an absolute flirt and there are about 4534669 guys waiting on her doorstep everyday.
~Jerika Xx.
ABOUT KATRINA
Favourite member: Nathan
Well, there’s really not much to say about her, she’s your typical fangirl that everyone is. But then there’s one thing that makes her blowup… Some guy called Jordin she used like. She almost kissed him, and she broke his lovely little Jordin heart. :’( That’s one of her many boys waiting outside her door, waiting for her to just come to him and love him. That’s probably everything you need to know about her. JORDIN.
-Mika :) x
ABOUT MARTIE
Favourite member: Nathan
so i’m supposed to tell you guys about Martie now. she’s an awkward twirl.she is also actually a lapdancer for the deatheaters, Luscious and Draco Malfoy. she is a manic, sneaky bitch.. and she’s very very scary. she loves Max more than you, we’ve discussed it. she is a certified 6969% nigga. she so ghetto she white guise. like omg.
she may sell you weed if you’d like..just send her a message saying ‘nigga. 6969696969 now.’
jks guise she’s actually a 69 year-old pedo named jose. watch out; she/he might cum and hunt you down.
ABOUT MIKA
Favourite Member: Tom
Uhm,I have no idea how to explain Mika,because she’s…a strange creatureunexplainable.She comes off as a really quiet person at first, but when you get to know her sometimes you wish she would shut up.Mika sleeps in strange positions with her letterman jacket and teddy bear blanket.She is a bacon stealer and before you know it all your food is gone.Surprisingly, she’s really skinny..probably because all she drinks is water.
~kat (trina) xxxx
ABOUT JERIKA
hai guise its me jerika oh em gee i love siva lolz.
me is so bootyful dem boyz follow meh everywhere lawl. i am just so amazayn.
i am so fetch cunts be trippin
lol guise im tumblah famos dont follow mai blawg i get 2 many followers.
oh em gee guise i drem of da wantd abusing meh in mai sleep. max keeps hittin meh wid a basebol baht omgow
my favorite song is luvyu lika luv song cos zayn is flawless omg guise in the song omg such a great poet
dyustin beibur is my homie from da ghetoooo 5eber<7
smorezzzz r d shiettt niggas its muh own personal weed betches
i’m flawless, betches kbye ttyl xoxo mwahhhhhhhhh
-martie .xx